The Scrap Yard
DUMPSTER MERCH
Wear your shame with pride. Every item is forged in the fires of bad naming decisions.
BEST SELLER
Dumpster Fire Name Tag Tee
Black tee with a flaming dumpster and a 'HELLO MY NAME IS' sticker melting off it. For when you want the world to know.
$29.99apparel
NEW
I Survived a Karen Tee
Battle-worn typography on distressed fabric. You made it through. You're stronger now.
$27.99apparel
Trash Can Lid Mug
Matte black ceramic mug shaped like a miniature trash can lid. Because your morning coffee deserves the aesthetic.
$18.99accessories
FAN FAVORITE
Daily Name Roast Mug
Different name roast printed on each side. Rotate for maximum offense at the office.
$16.99accessories
Dumpster Fire Sticker Pack (8 pcs)
Rusted metal finish stickers featuring the worst names with the best roasts. Laptop-ready. Waterproof. Regret-proof.
$11.99stickers
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Rusted Gear Dad Cap
Distressed canvas cap with embroidered gear logo and oxidized copper buckle. Adjustable. Judgmental.
$26.99accessories